I’m watching Buffy. The lady’s watching Bones.
Sure is David Boreanaz up in this bitch.
I can summon a storm of weird hybrid chickenducks
my doodles come to life? I dunno xD
I GO FAST.
ALL THE TIME
Anything I imagine will fabricate into reality and play out the stories in my head.
I’m both more than ok and terrified with this.
I can communicate with flowers, and I have the ability to spin chairs mentally.
I command a leigion of gelatinous blobs.
Considering my name means Envy in Dutch I like to think I can shapeshift? Sounds like a way better power than being envious all the time, because that sucks.
I can fuck anything and survive in space
I’m a time lord angel who solves mysteries
I am a small child who hands out candy and sugary shit to people. Basically, cavities.
My super power is to not understand the concept of grief and also to fear spiders.
I’m an unhealthy first meal of the day? Man, my powers suck.
"The idea that a man doesn’t want sex at any given time, despite sounding perfectly normal on paper, is so against what we’re led to believe through this goofy pop culture condition that says men think about sex every seven seconds or whatever the myth of the week is, and so against the porn staple of a dude just having a hard-on nonstop, that we’ve come to accept it. … The sex drive of a man is pretty much the same as that of a woman. Sure, some dudes will always be ready to go, just like some women are. But if a woman can imagine a time when she wouldn’t feel like having sex, then so too can a man. And it happens. But it’s so antithetical to what we believe about the idea of men’s sexuality that you risk a punch in the chops over it."